Hey what a great day for a swim Yeah Why are you wearing a shirt Too many hickeys on my neck Oh The girl I was with last night scratched my back So you've also been having sex Yeah We need love not meaningless sex You've got a round butt We're not impressed So many girls wanna get in our pant But we're not whores We need romance Hey girl girl you look good I want you to know that I would do you Frequently Like riding my hog it's nothing to me You're wearing a bra but soon you won't Call me the magic man now you see it now you don't When it comes to foreplay I can take for hours Say make you horny baby Austin Powers My ocean's got motion but also girth The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth I'm a butt man And I like boobs Put them together and we like you I don't care that you're overweight I see your soul and you look great We love all colors shapes and sizes Except Steve's new girlfriend who's a fucking slut We need love not meaningless sex You've got a round butt We're not impressed Just two Don Juans looking for amour It could be you if you're not a whore I'm Guy number 1 I'll massage your back Or if you prefer I'll squeeze your rack If it's your time of the month I'll call it a night I'm Guy number 2 I don't run red lights If I was with you I'd need at least 10 rubbers Your poo tang stank I don't need another lover I wear condoms too but when they break it's bad Take you to the clinic I can't be no dad Cause we're the freaks of the industry You a freak Guy 1 Oh you got that G What about you Guy 2 Yes Me Too I always get consent before I screw I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you Champagne waterbed satin covers There you have it another satisfied lover There you have it another satisfied lover There you have it another satisfied lover There you have it another satisfied lover There you have it another satisfied lover We need love not meaningless sex You got a round butt We're not impressed We're two Cassanovas not pieces of meat But pull down our pants you'll like what you see