Parody of "Whatever You Say by Martina McBride (Ed Hill/Tony Martin) Careers-BMG Music Publishing Inc./Music Hill Music/Hamstein Cumberland/Baby Mae Music (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC) You see I'm always talkin When I should be drivin But everybody does it these days You say I'm gettin cancer Everytime I answer Yeah...whatever you say Wish I could change my service Should have never signed up Heck it never works anyway... The signal's always breakin I can't hear nothin Hey what did you say? I know that you can't hear me There ain't no use in listenin' I can't tell what you're sayin All I hear is hissin Yeah the more that I roam The more I gotta pay I'm on my cell phone... What the *$@# did you say? I ought to get a beeper It be a whole lot cheaper Just throw this cell phone in the lake. I'd really love to call you But even when I get through It's always what did you say? Can anybody hear me? Or am I just wastin minutes? I'm in 1500 750 was my limit Hey I gotta go I can't hear you anyway I'm on my cell phone... What the *$@# did you say? Oh the more that I roam The more I gotta pay I'm on my cell phone... What the *$@# did you say?