(Oh, that's bad) No, that's good Not long ago, I was walkin' down the street When a woman in a car knocked me off my feet (Oh, that's bad) No, that's good My insurance paid me a lot of dough More money than I'd seen in a year's payroll (Oh, that's good) No, that's bad On doctor bills is where my money went And all I had left was a very bad limp (Oh, that's bad) No, that's good 'Cause the way I walked, it got me a role As the Marshall's partner on a TV show Pretty young actresses started hanging 'round And every night we'd do the town (Oh, that's good) No, that's bad I ended up back in a hospital bed 'Cause my horse fell on my bad leg (Oh, that's bad) No, that's good 'Cause just when I was feeling my worst I fell in love with a beautiful nurse (Oh, that's good) No, that's bad 'Cause I found out she was the doctor's wife Now I'll be in a wheelchair the rest of my life 'Cause no matter how I pleaded and begged He operated on my good leg (Oh, that's bad) No, that's awful