Friggin' In The Riggin'(12" Version)

歌詞

It was on the good ship Venus By Christ ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast a mammoth penis The captain of this rugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do The first mate's name was Morgan By Christ he was a gorgon Ten times a day he'd stop and play With his fuckin' organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do The second mate was Andy By Christ he was a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fuckin' nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck she was not able So the dirty shits they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found 'er sexual quarters Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Coz there's fuck all else to do