Our first kiss was Christmas in the Walmart toy department She said, "I should take you with me when I leave" And we were searching New York for a fancy new apartment She said, "Central Park is SeaWorld for trees" You ask about the cows wearing my sweater It's something 'bout the weather that makes 'em lie down The only time I feel I might get better Is when we are together I like socks with sandals, she's more into scented candles, oh I'll never get that smell out of my bag It was poorly handled, the day we both got cancelled Because I'm a racist and you're some kinda slag You ask about the cows wearing my sweater It's something 'bout the weather that makes 'em lie down The only time I feel I might get better Is when we are together, oh, together I'm better at writing, was just a way to get you biting, oh The truth is that our egos are absurd I thought we were fighting, but it seems I was gaslighting you I didn't know that it had its own word You still ask about the cows wearing my sweater You said it's something 'bout the weather that makes 'em lie down The only time I feel I might get better Is when we are together