I Love My Wife / It Amazes Me

歌詞

My thoughts may stray My eyes may roam The neighbor's grass may seem much greener Than the grass right here at home If pretty girls excite me Well, that's life But just in case, you didn't know I love my wife My mind at times May dwell on sex If someone's rating dreams Then most of mine, I guess are double X So dimpled knees delight me Well, that's life But just in case, you hadn't heard I love my wife Like bait that wriggles And it makes catfish bite A lady jiggles and my eyes gotta light Upon so sweet a sight And if I shake Break out in spots Don't fret, it's not swine fever, dear Your swine has merely got the hots If rosy lips invite me Well, that's life But just in case, you couldn't guess I love my wife My mind at times May dwell on sex If someone's rating dreams Then most of mine I guess are double X If rosy lips invite me Well, that's life But just in case, you couldn't guess Or hadn't heard, or didn't know I love my wife I love my wife I love my wife, mmm I love my wife