I am anarchist An antichrist An asterisk I am anorak An acolyte An accidental I am eleven feet Okay, eight Six foot three i am an amazon an ampersand an accident I fought the British and I won I am a rocket ship A jet fighter A paper airplane Say what you will I am the kill The only only one that makes you real the only thing that makes you really truly safe from me Put Pat Sajak back in office Put Pat Sajak back in office Put Pat Sajak back in office I have a tendency To exaggerate Just a little bit I am a plagiarist A terrorist Attention getter I am optimist A closeted Misogynist I fought the British and I won Say what you will I am the kill The only thing that makes you real Say what you will I am the kill The only thing that makes you real truly safe from me Put Pat Sajak back in office Put Pat Sajak back in office Put Pat Sajak back in office But the sun still sets on you And your retarted party Nobody came to ditch you and so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up And there's hell to pay again But the sun still sets on you And your retarted party Nobody came to ditch you and so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up And there's hell to pay again And the punchline poisioned you And all the comebacks in the world are in your head But you can't say them until everybody leaves And it's just you and your imaginary friends... Your imaginary friends... Your imaginary friends... your imaginary friends... your imaginary friends...