Toasting toasts And sliding on down the ivy I took a look I broke the chair With noone there to guide me And i knocked 'em down with my looks She was the only real woman That laughed aloud for my books And you wish and you wish and you wish That you can get on with it As if the second time Really didn't exist As if you lost your mind And then got ahold of it People convince you to do a bunch of crazy shit Cause we'll always remain sinners And when i don't invite you out to dinner You'll get older And you'll be over it Because old age fucks with your memories And if we wanted something We'd just order it So cut down the trees Or whatever's left of it As if you lost your mind And then suddenly got ahold of it