Even though you drive me crazy, even though your breath is bad Even though you're kinda lazy, and you eat too fast Even when you're condescending, and everything I do, it makes you sick And when it's obvious you're not listening, you act like such a prick Baby I love you even though, baby I love you even though Baby I love you even though, you make me crazy And when you criticize my driving, it drives me totally insane Although you're gray and kinda balding, and your shirt has tons of stains And when you need to pull your pants up, 'cause your ass is hanging out so far My love for you is blind, 'cause down deep, I know you are a star Mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad