Legend In My Spare Time

歌詞

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy 'Cause I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness Monster Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door could you be a sponsor? Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk When I'm feeling oriental I gotta rub my chin Gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din So have a taste of my bass 'cause the girlies got smiles You're gettin' on my case like The Rockford Files Crazy Eddie in the slammer 'cause he's givin' it all away John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay No rhyme no reason no job no class And we don't go near the ghetto 'cause they'd shoot our ass Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time If you ain't ever been to the suburbs, don't you ever come to the suburbs, 'cause you wouldn't understand the suburbs. 'Cause I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn I'm as deep as the plot to a gay porn So uh-oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body I know that she's a hottie but damn that girl could party So come to me mama it ain't no crime I'm the skilled love doctor growlin' What's your sign? I did the Flaming Waffle with Ho Chi Minh Your girl's a dollar bill we don't know where she's been J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle You're too what? shy shy huh what? Hush hush yeah I knew why 'Cause we're playin' the Palladium you can't get on Star Search Daddy Legs standin' tall he can do the funky lurch And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular You know I know you know you're not the tough guy that I thought you were Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time 'Cause I wop bop a loo bop Ha cha cha chatch Come lick my balls Viva la my crotch 'Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy your mama thinks I'm crazy But neither of them know that you are carryin' my baby And I'm the Amos I'm the Andy I'm the sticky Aunt Jemammy I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis And your throat is swollen gloryholin' ya blew us George Burns' pacemaker beats steady slow and low That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go go yeah yeah huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time