Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

歌詞

Mac Anally Beginner Music (ASCAP) Rumors emanating From the North to all the Poles Outsiders speculating Who's designing Santa's clothes He's the newest face in Christmas And soon the world will know That Rudolph's nose Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows... CHORUS Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer Heaven help Santa should he call him queer He's standing tall Against the wall Of prejudice and fear He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer Well he came out of the forest And that's why he's on the news And ever since that legislation's changed Now they can't make poor Stephon Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games CHORUS Prancer up in front of him He's got Blitzen to the rear He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer He's embarrassed by his antlers He retains progesterone And in his mind he looks like Doris Day And if the health plan springs for surgery Some day You know he really may CHORUS He's standing tall Against the wall Of prejudice and fear He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer Affirmative reaction The world is on it's ear Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears And he'll go down in history For months or even years He's Stephon (Stephon) The alternative lifestyle reindeer.