Every day she gets by It's just another day closer to the day she die The day is passing her by And the night is just a sequence of her heavy cries Heavy woman [Ah!] Heavy woman When she turns around Tremors where she stood on the ground And I promise you you never heard a sound like the sound Of heavy woman's thighs She don't see no reason why That a man can't get a-on with her heavy life Don't she know she don't fly? She just keeps on shooting butter from her butter knife Heavy woman [Ah!] Heavy woman When she sat on the mummies On the floor it snapped And I promise you you never want to find yourself trapped In heavy woman thighs Ooh! Heaviness never lies And heavy dreams lay beneath her heavy eyes Yeah she was once a little girl But somewhere down the line she fell into a heavy world Yeah Heavy woman [Ah!] Heavy woman When she leans down You can feel it in a neighboring town Then the scientists might think that it will affect the tides When heavy woman dies