Well she wants to be a singer in the band Maybe I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone looks like she's all alone She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend She keeps staring me out with her ol' black and blue eyes And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance And I was never that good at being nice when I should I guess that she'll forgive me right before she tries to kill me Cause I sold her on yesterday's Come take me home eye eye eye eyes and I can take her waltzing just so she could kick my head in An' oh I do believe I was drunk and both of my heads had shrunk I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her I was lost in uh what's your name Just get me 'fore I die eye eye eye eyes oh take me home eye eye eye eye's And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And that's the very thing when your dealing with me Young soul Dagger Begging me to bag her and filthy heart and swollen hips she said o my dearest I'm not pretty isn't it a pity That you won't kiss these rotten lips So take me home eye eye eye eyes Ole black and blue eyes And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And that's the very thing when your dealing with me