(All) Well he was just some Johnny Saucep'n when he walked into that kitchen And the chef picked up the odor and put down his Solzhenitsyn He said, "Make yourself at home, boy; I just prewarmed all the griddles Ya got 20 minutes, starting now, to make some gourmet vittles" Basil endive parmesan shrimp live Lobster hamster worcester muenster Caviar radicchio snow pea scampi Roquefort meat squirt blue beef red alert Pork hocks side flanks cantaloupe sheep shanks Provolone flatbread goat's head soup Gruyere cheese angelhair please And a vichyssoise and a cabbage and the crawfish claws. Sure he was just some Johnny Saucep'n when he walked into that kitchen But his genius with the foodstuffs got the old chef's tastebuds itchin' Johnny Saucep'n bought the restaurant and the chef came all unglued But there'll always be a lineup for that strange and wonderful food. Basil endive parmesan shrimp live Lobster hamster worcester muenster Caviar radicchio snow pea scampi Roquefort meat squirt blue beef red alert Pork hocks side flanks cantaloupe sheep shanks Provolone flatbread goat's head soup Gruyere cheese angelhair please And a vichyssoise and a cabbage and the crawfish claws. From the Liner: 1995- A massive mouthful makes a cheerful little earful.