Don Pardo: It is July 4th, 1999 and Hangerhead is born, the younger brother of our hero, Chickenlittle Doctor: Yo, you Chickenlittle? Chickenlittle: Yeah Doctor: This is your new kid brother Hangerhead Chickenlittle: Damn, anotherfuckin' freak. Look the dude's got a UHF antenna stickin' out of his grill. Where's my moms? Doctor: Your mom was arrested by the Prolivins for attempting an abortion and is now doing time in the Prolivin Penal Prison, looks like this Hangerhead thing is all yours Chickenlittle: Don't those Prolivin people help me raise him? Doctor: Shit! All they do is make sure the kids born, after that, well that's your problem. What you should do is ask your uncle for help Chickenlittle: What uncle? Doctor: Your uncle Scam and his Federally Funded Well Fair and Freak Show Chickenlittle: Where's that? Doctor: You don't know, kid? Just follow that yellow brick road Chickenlittle: C'mon Hangerhead, let's go see our uncle...