Johnny is a cowboy, he lives out on the western plains Johnny is a cowboy, he lives out on the western plains He will take your daughter and he'll never bring her home again We call him "the Tornado" for the way he blows through your town We call him "the Tornado" for the way he blows through your town And when he's on his way everything is upside wown Let me tell you about it Johnny Johnny Johnny, the baddest man in the lands Johnny Johnny Johnny, the baddest man in the lands The men don't really like him, but the women all understand Johnny Tornado, turn your water into wine Johnny Tornado, turn your water into wine When you go to court it's you who has to pay the fine Johnny is a cowboy, he lives out on the western plains Johnny is a cowboy, he lives out on the western plains He will take your daughter and he'll never bring her home again Listen to me fathers out there Let me tell you about the fathers He will take your daughter and he'll never bring her home again