Now there's a certain thing that I learned from Jim That he'd make sure I'd always understand And that there is one certain way that a man must swim Where he expects to live off the fat of the land. Open the door, Richard I heard it said before Open the door, Richard I heard it said before But I ain't gonna here it said no more. Now there's a certain thing that I learned from my friend Mouse A fellow who always blushes An' that is that everyone must always flush out their house If they don't expect to be goin' 'round housin' flushes. Open the door, Richard I heard it said before Open the door, Richard I heard it said before But I ain't gonna here it said no more. Now, take care of all of your memories, said my friend Nick And remember now you cannot relive them And do not forget that when you go out to heal the sick That you must always first forgive them. Open the door, Richard I heard it said before Open the door, Richard I heard it said before But I ain't gonna here it said no more.