Some people try To keep something alive After it's gone After it dies They try all kinds of things Like takin' off rings Swappin' up keys Seeing who swings I'm happy to say That you and I've got no problem Baby, I just wanted you to know I don't want to have a threesome I don't want to sleep with nobody else I don't want to be a swinger I'd rather keep you all to myself Now, sometimes at night After the kids are in bed I'm changing the channels And you're surfin' the web I stumble onto that show With all of those ladies Doin' all of those things And acting all crazy I don't know how they manage To do all that damage We barely find enough time to kiss I don't want to have a threesome I don't want to sleep with nobody else I don't want to be a swinger I'd rather keep you all to myself I've got enough spice In this family life I don't need an affair with a friend Oh, oh I don't wanna have a threesome Ever again So I'll get away If you can slip away, too I'll meet you at three Alright, I'll meet you at two We know just where to go We know just what to do It's perfect that way Just me and you I don't want to have a threesome I don't want to sleep with nobody else I don't want to be no swinger I'd rather keep you all to myself I've got enough spice In this family life I don't need an affair with a friend Oh, oh I don't wanna have a threesome Oh I don't wanna have a threesome Oh I don't wanna have a threesome Ever again Yeah, wohoo...