In a parallel universe I never drink the whiskey You never mix it quickly To dissolve it When nobody’s watching A parallel universe Where I’m just a dumb teenager Splitting a fifth of Yeager With a few friends We watch cruel intentions A parallel universe Where I never meet you that day And I never know your name Cause you stay home And go to bed alone And I fall asleep on the floor and I wake in the morning unharmed And I’m so free I’m so free I’m so happy In a parallel universe I don’t go to camp that summer So no one tells me to cover My body Don’t feel their eyes on me A parallel universe Where I never know about things Like damnation and purity rings And I’m certain I’m a good person A parallel universe Where I never blame myself I tell someone and get help They believe me But I’m dreaming As I fall asleep on the floor Of my dorm and fade into nirvana And I’m so free I’m so free I’m so happy I’m so free I’m so free I’m so… But this parallel universe Can’t fix the one I live in But if the chance was given Would I fix it? Make it different? Maybe I’d smile more But would I like Rocky Horror, And parable of the sower? Can’t leave it I’ll keep it This life And I’m so free I’m so free I’m so happy