Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco, This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be! You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes, You know where you can stick your brown eggs! Bridge: I just want what every man wants, A nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint! Chorus: (x2) (So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf, Shake it til the slugs fall off! I like simple things, meaty pies! I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried. Never could pronounce houderves, Cannot speak the language of love! I just want what every man wants, A nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint! Chorus x 2 Repeat Chorus (x4)