One step two steps Counting tiles on the floor Three steps four steps Guess this means that I'm a whore Uh oh hell no How long 'til I reach the door? Fuck me my feet are sore I'm wearin' last night's dress And I look like a hot-ass mess Although my hair looks good 'Cause I haven't slept yet (chorus) Make the elevator Come a little faster I'm pushin' all the buttons But nothin's happenin' Please God don't let anybody see me Please God I'll do anything you ask of me I promise no more walks of shame So walk this way (we're walking we're walking) Walk this way (we're walking we're walking) Last night's bubble gum No more bubbles no more yum Where'd I get the wristband Tell me there's no tramp stamp One two three shoot No I know that shit ain't cute Damn the man it sure is fun To party 'til the sun wakes up Ok now raise two hands if you've ever been guilty And clap clap clap clap clap it out if you've walked with me (chorus) I shouldn't have let Them take my keys take my keys They left me here with too much beer My friends they hung me out to dry It's not my fault and that's why I'm doin' the walk of shame (chorus) So walk this way (we're walking we're walking) Walk this way (we're walking we're walking)