My conscience fin'lly got to me Working sixty hours a week Leaving her alone bored to death at home So one day I asked off early I drfopped that bottle of wine When I flipped on the light You can't imagine my Surprise they were having a real good time Yeah I nearly lost my mind When I saw the leather and spikes around her neck And he was handcuffed to my bed And I thought he was my friend Guess it was all lies yeah surprise The judge gave her all I had And he did the same for my old friend Yeah his Lexus and his house all went to his spouse So when I moved out he just moved in He went back to get his drawers at the place he lived before Guess who answered the door Surprise I hooked up with his ex-wife Who's prettier and sweeter than mine Now we're living his XRI Jacuzzi bath Yeah we just sit back in them bubbles and laugh While they're living in my run down shack Yeah serves them right surprise Surprise surprise yeah that trip to Mali sure was nice Oh in Vegas we rolled the dice Now it's steak and taters every night Next weekend yeah we're headed off to Disneyland Yeah I knew he was rich but now Hell I can retire surprise