You have reached R.Kelly Unfortunately I'm sleep Been out partying all night And I'm blasted off that Hennessey I hop to hotel lobbies Going to them after parties Throwing up and carrying on Bout to have somebody drive me home I get through the door Fall on the floor Get up I'm staggering Look upstairs Shit is blurry because I'm real bent And now I don't know whether I'm coming or going And this goes out to all of my honeys that's calling Leave your name right after the beep and I'm Sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or Smoking on some trees or Having a little sex or If I'm not faded or Making a baby Would you please yeah Leave your name right after the beep and I'm Sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or Said if Blowing on trees I'm not Having some sex That's all yeah If I'm not faded or Making a baby Drinking Belvedere 7-Up and gin I told myself never again Sleeping while the club is crunk Don't make no sense to be that drunk Arguing through the night Pushing on people and starting fights I was fucked up I confess People saying Kellz is a hot mess Even after that I was taking shots Shot after shot Shot after shot then I couldn't even open the door to my Benz Dropped off and I get in the door now Lying on the stairs snoring now Why you calling me calling me calling me Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up Kellz Why you calling me calling me calling me But I'm knocked out sleep So leave your name please leave your name right after the beep right after and I'm Sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep No Smoking on some trees or Having a little sex or In the middle of having sex If I'm not faded or Making a baby Won't you please leave your name Leave your name right after the beep and I'm Oh yeah Sure to get back with you Right back If I'm not asleep or I'll call you back Blowing on trees Oh yes I'll call you back Having some sex I'll call you back If I'm not faded or I'll call you back Making a baby When the morning comes and I'm sober And everything is cool I'll check my message And I promise to get right back with you And if you think I'm screening calls You're mothafuckin right That's for the haters I return calls to all the girls I like So leave your name leave your name leave your name yeah and I'm Sure to get back with you I'm sure to get back witcha If I'm not asleep If I'm not asleep Smoking on some trees or Trees Having a little sex or If I'm not faded or Making a baby Just leave your name Leave your name right after the beep and I'm Sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or If I'm not asleep I'll call you back Blowing on trees I'll call you back Having some sex Some sex yeah I'll call you back If I'm not faded or I'll call you back Making a baby So leave your name right after the beep and I'm Sure to get back with you Sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep If I'm not asleep Smoking on some trees or Smoking on some trees Having a little sex or Having some sex I'm not faded I'm making a baby Got to leave your name Damn 200 missed calls