I had this friend, see? We never slept together She had ideas big about what she would be Me? I had decrepid opinions on the philosophy She chose to invest I am a dark advice descending and demanding she remove The stupidest of notions that she will get what she deserves Once you're in the cage, you'll notice that the key Is just a bad reflection of everything you see Speaking of that priviledge, better languish in the light 'Cuz you'll never see the sun again You'll never see the sun again! She said she'd call the band Aueener Through all the sparkles in her hair I said it sounded like Weezer I think she said that "she don't fucking care!" I got a little dramatic, it happens to me You go and enter the battle, enjoy all the treats Tu magusta the music, the concept, the promise But you're over, you're over, you skipped the B-side! And when your turning drives them mad? Don't come running back to me! I guess she called the band Queener They're kind of cool on TV They got this skinny-ass guitarist Who won't play anything in "D" She said she'd call the band Queener Through all the sparkles in her hair I said it sounded like Weezer I think she said that "she don't fucking care!"