I have an alias 'cause I play safe I stay anonymous, it makes me brave And I pour my scorn on everyone I am so harassed by jealousy It is affecting my sanity In the World Wide Web is my performance In the World Wide Web I am a star In the World Wide Web I find my girlfriends 'Cause I am a cyberfreak I get my music and films for free Take it as a peccadillo my friend It will not harm the industry And I leech my porn Five hundred gigabyte 'til dawn It's a pleasure for my hardware I'll catch a virus on my software In the World Wide Web is my performance In the World Wide Web I am a star In the World Wide Web I find my girlfriends 'Cause I am a cyberfreak Assigned by fixed IP I'll find my ecstasy In the World Wide Web is my performance In the World Wide Web I am a star In the World Wide Web I find my girlfriends 'Cause I am a cyberfreak In the World Wide Web is my performance In the World Wide Web I am a star In the World Wide Web I find my girlfriends 'Cause I am a cyberfreak Awkward, stupid, little cyberfreak