I had a garage full of 66 guitars Each night I'd play them underneath the starry stars There was much dancing and so many to call friends I never thought, I never thought, I never thought that it would end. But then one morning I saw one of them was gone just 65 guitars to play my happy songs then 64 then several more till 17 I didn't know a demon stole them when I dreamed A Demon Girl A Demon Girl Demon Girl The parties ended, as my songs grew very dark The guitars stolen rained a tear down on my spark I blamed my druggie pals, but suspects they increase I blamed my plumber, and I even blamed my priest Demon Girl Thai Chung, my gardener, said, "Stay awake this night Hide in the trashcan, cause there's something just ain't right" And then I saw her, she was from another world A demon girl, so beautiful, a demon girl, a demon A Demon Girl A Demon Girl She's a Demon Girl I said, "Please marry me, and bring back my guitars" She said, "I will, but first, talk to my devil Pa" And after dinner he said, "Promise me this night You'll never let this demon girl out of your sight" We had a happy home, and parties that were wild Had our own TV show, and we even had a child But then one morning I took up my fishing pole And when I got back, she had moved to Idaho She was a Demon Girl A Demon Girl A Demon Girl A Demon Girl She was a Demon Girl A Demon Girl