Happy Birthday Ralph

歌詞

alright, Ralph...happy birthday...you freak... you're breaking hearts and you're breaking guitars today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are you're in love with every woman from Tyler you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer you used to be fat, i think then i liked you best 'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts and I'm sorry, but this may sound weird but you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you are fucking disgusting happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you are fucking disgusting you can't wear your pledge hat because of your hair wherever you go, you break everything everywhere this year, this year, now get on your way (Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.) some people, they think, they think you're Rastafarian and they ask you for pot i think i like it, i know i like it i like it a lot because, because it pisses you off so for your birthday i got you some Hawaiian punch on tap H.P.O.T. so now you can stop borrowing my stuff and trying your new kung fu moves out on me happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you are fucking disgusting happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you are fucking disgusting you can't wear your pledge hat because of your hair wherever you go, you break everything everywhere this year, this year, now get on your way (Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.) happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you have a beard (woah) happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you are perverted and weird happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you are fucking disgusting happy birthday, Ralph I love you even though you are fucking disgusting happy birthday, ralph, i love you