Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator

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You know Hitler and Caesar and Agnew and Nixon Stalin and Lenin and David the Klansman But do you recall The most famous politician of all? Teddy the red-nosed senator Had a very shiny car And if you ever saw it You were probably near a bar All of the other senators Wondered how he got his dames They thought he drank too many To play in any bedroom games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say "Teddy with your nose so red Won't you help me guide my sled?" That's how the police found them Wrapped around a maple tree Teddy the red-nosed senator He's a drunken S.O.B. He's a drunken S.O.B.