Boy, I'll teach you how to hunt How to take a hit when you wanna run I'll teach you how to drink a beer, drive a stick Throw a fastball and catch a fish I'll teach you how to be tough But when she walks in, she'll mess you up She'll make you wanna learn to dance and go clean out your truck You're gonna think you're strong enough But when she looks you in the eyes and tells you she's in love Well good luck being tough When it gets late, drive her home You'll wanna stay the night, but it's better if you don't And, boy, you're gonna have your first fight And you won't sleep at all She'll stay at her best friend's And won't pick up your calls But when she walks in, she'll mess you up Boy, say you're sorry first 'cause that's what a real man does You're gonna think you're strong enough But when you almost lose the woman that you love Oh, good luck being tough Yeah, good luck being tough When she walks in, and they say all rise And she's standing with her daddy in all white You're gonna think you're strong enough But hold your breath, boy, cause here she comes Good luck being tough Good luck being tough