Attack of the Munchies

歌詞

Any more through the door And I'll have to run Or fall right through the floor Here they come See them run There's a thousand of them hurtling out of the sun Who are they Who can say Maybe I'd like them if we gave them the time of day But they're green Quite obscene Yes I'm prejudiced but you know what I mean Got no legs You look like eggs Maybe boil 'em, poach 'em, scramble 'em till they beg I dunno I gotta go They're nibbling at my ankles and that's pretty low Now up my thighs With their purple eyes Yellow teeth and pointy heads, unearthly cries Go away Please not today I've got the flu and I've got several bills to pay They're at my waist They want a taste They want to rip into my flesh; I'll be defaced What can I do With this pestilent zoo I can't brush 'em off or flush 'em down the loo They're on my chest They never rest Their evil grins are full of skin; I've done my best Oh well, they're here I'll disappear In tiny mouthfuls and come back as diarrhoea They've munched my face The final place There's nothing left of me for anyone to trace I'll say goodbye And please don't cry And when they call for don't act all coy and shy Just let them in They're gonna win So smile sweetly at them, shrug, and say "tuck in"