This is a song that I wrote For my best friend in the whole world Mr. Douglas Jerry Silverman Your breath is minty fresh today If today was opposite day, ooh, ooh Oh, my God, when you yawn I wanna jump in your mouth 'Cause it smells so good In my nose ears On opposite day On opposite day Your tears don't smell like An egg salads' butt hole Not on this specific day That I like to say is called Opposite day The opposite day, opposite day Opposite day, opposite day