I drove Down to Trader Joe's Straight to aisle five Got a bottle of Malört, 'cause My friend told me If I drink the whole thing Then I wouldn't think about you And after glass two, well I'd be brand new And I tried A one night kinda guy Made out in the parking lot And that's so not my style, but My sister said, I've Gotta kiss a lot of frogs Before I find my prince, so That's just what I did, but I'm No closer to gettin' over you No closer to heartache bein' through Every remedy or stupid thing I tried Ain't helped me like it should But at least I'm gettin' good At takin' bad advice Oh, bad advice, yeah Every remedy or stupid thing I tried Ain't helped me like it should But at least I'm gettin' good I'm turnin' singles into double Fallin' out of love and into trouble I'm so messed up Tryin' to forget us Yeah, I'm down just to try About anything once, I'm No closer to gettin' over you No closer to heartache bein' through Every remedy or stupid thing I tried Ain't helped me like it should But at least I'm gettin' good At takin' bad advice Oh, bad advice, yeah Every remedy or stupid thing I tried Ain't helped me like it should But at least I'm gettin' good At takin' Bad advice Ooh-ooh, yeah No, no, no, no No, no, no, no, I'm No closer to gettin' over you No closer to heartache bein' through Every remedy or stupid thing I tried Ain't helped me like it should But at least I'm gettin' good At takin' bad advice (oh, bad advice) Oh, bad advice (oh, bad advice), yeah Every remedy or stupid thing I tried Ain't helped me like it should But at least I'm gettin' good At takin' bad advice Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah Oh-oh-oh Bad advice