You've got your Hell's teeth smiling at you. It keeps your brain safe, as it all eats at your face And don't worry, we'll 'blur it out' and no one ever will know, oh no, oh oh oh This is my beautiful show and everything is shot in slo-motion This is my beautiful show and everything is shot in slo-motion SLO-MO-TION Pump in the laughter of dead-audience applause and TEENAGE RAPE candi-dance I think we got ourselves a 'real hit' Don't we wish that we could feel something more than hate and morbid panic morbid panic and morbid panic This is my beautiful show and everything is shot in slo-motion This is my beautiful show and everything is shot in slo-motion And I'm the host with Vaseline I hide behind bulletproof glass and I can feel your tits with my brand new camera equipped with a flash fast-food-nude I hate you all and somehow you find me incredibly charming (incredibly charming) Slow-mo-tion (incredibly charming) This is my beautiful show and everything is shot in slo-motion