I stayed out late last night Why am I such a fool? My alarm did not go off Now I'm late for school I sneak slowly into class with professional agility, "Yer not saved by the bell," yells Mr. Peabody Some people think that I should do my best, Why should I when I just flunked my last test Just Say No To Popular Demand Cuz everyone you know is workin' for the man Just Say No To Popular Demand Walk when they say run, and sit when they say stand The faculty is all against me The Government is too Ferris Bueler you're my hero You'd know what to do Live each day as if it was your last, that was always my philosphy No! Try harder than the rest, that's what they yell at me