What I might lack in pizzazz I make up in charm Just as expensive But I can't be bought I'm all you're not We opened up the lines to first time callers When we should have been holding the lines I want to shout it out to long time listeners To private conversations of mine Preoccupied as of today But before long Kidding aside, if they get their way We'll sing their song But All I am Is all you're not All I want Is all you got If you're gonna use the standard by which I measure Remember that you'll have to convert So it runs long And feels all wrong so You'll have to leave room to desert All I am Is all you're not All you want Is all I got I'm all you're not I'm all you're not All I am All I am is all you're not All you're not All I want All I want is all you got All you got All I am, maybe I'll never know All I am Is all you're not