A Waste of Money

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I wanted to get Some new girlfriends, So I went and bought A Mercedes Benz. A waste of money! Eight thousand bucks down the drain. I thought the girls Would get wild and reckless, So I bought cultured pearls And a diamond necklace. A waste of money! That cost me four thousand more. They were returned, I got no girls. They repossessed Both the car and the pearls. I styled my hair Just like Cary Grant's. Bought a pair Of those new tight pants. A waste of money! Household Finance took my pants. The female gender, I just don't get it. Just when I'm out Of both cash and credit I found a honey! And this is what's funny, She don't need my money, She works for Household Finance.