Mr. Duality

歌詞

There's a side o' me I show -- a side I keep hidden Sometimes they flip-flop -- hey! no kiddin' I use my left brain then I use the right I'm the day -- I'm the night My personality has a plurality And that's why they call me "Mr. Duality" That's me... that's me too Now a part o' me is Jeckyl -- part is Hyde My eggs are poached -- and then they're fried I can be chaste -- I can be sexual I'm powerful -- well sometimes ineffectual My personality has a plurality And that's why they call me "Mr. Duality" Two cars in my garage My brain's so very large Two chickens in the pot Twice as much as you've got I'm an AM guy that's loud and boisterous A party animal -- obnoxious and roisterous But I can be mellow -- I've got an FM side A public radio brain full of culture and severity Until AM returns and sets my biscuits free Cause there's two of me... count em, two! I'm outgoing -- I am repressed I feel damned and I feel blessed I'm male and I am female I think I'm in heaven I belong in jail I'm dominant and I'm submissive I'm black and I'm white I'm inside and outside -- before and after My mind and body are slave and master I'm funny/serious/obvious/mysterious A rude boaster and a Milquetoasts My personality has a plurality And that's why they call me "Mr. Duality" (Two guys... one bod) My two sides want to pull me apart But we're stuck together, where do we start? That might seem to be dichotomy But it could be worse if there were a lotta me I don't want to have multiple personalities Two is enough! Duality