I wake up at noon and my mind's feeling foggy So I soot tequila like a morning cup of coffee I do, I don't want to be sober what's the use? (Use, use) And my labels on my ass They won't stop fucking calling If I turn off my phone, it won't turn off my problems I know, put that 9 to my temple let it blow (Blow, blow, bam) If I don't hit you back by tomorrow I'll have made my great escape, yeah This pill is so hard to swallow But it makes me feel great So momma don't you worry I'll see you again someday And maybe that day is today See I'd rather feel nothing that's why I get drunk At least every day the same day I'd rather be numb Please don't ask or I'll pour 80 proof in this glass (Glass, glass) Yeah, I know It ain't healthy I know I need help Can somebody please save me from myself? Please don't ask, when they're sending me off to rehab I ain't going If I don't hit you back by tomorrow I'll have made my great escape, yeah This pill is so hard to swallow But it makes me feel great So momma don't you worry I'll see you again someday And maybe that day is today