Return to sender Return to sender I gave a letter to the postman He put it his sack Bright and early next morning He brought my letter back She wrote upon it Return to sender address unknown No such number no such zone We had a quarrel a lover's spat I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back So then I dropped it in the mailbox And sent it special D Bright and early next morning It came right back to me She wrote upon it Return to sender address unknown No such number no such zone This time I'm gonna take it myself And put it right in her hand And if it comes back the very next day Then I'll understand (the writing on it) Return to sender address unknown No such number no such zone Ahhh, return to sender Return to sender Return to sender Return to sender