I eat baby chipmunks I eat lizards, birds and squirells Sometimes I eat little boys And sometimes little girls I'm taller than a condominium Bigger than a shopping Mall Ain't Thunder rumblin' under me When I walk down the hall But no one runs away from me; no one hides under their bed No one is afraid of me because my name is Fred I use dead skunks for deodorant I'm scary through and through I use rattlesnkaes for shoelaces Meaner monsters--are quite few Now you might think it's funny You might think it's one big joke Try to be a monster just like me see who runs when you blow smoke No one runs away from me; No one hides under their bed No one is afraid of me Because my name is Fred