Honky Tonk Maniac from Mars

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he staggered out of the sky on a hot summer Saturday night in a spaceship shaped like a bottle of rockin' rye he had a shiny metal beer keg body and a head like a mason jar he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars his eyes were red and his face was a neon blue and I could see that he'd already had himself a drink or two he said hey little earthling buddy and then he put head on the bar he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars believe it or not he had a double shot in each of his six hands chased them down with a six pack then he ate up all the cans well I knew when he had one for the road he was gonna go far he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars well he climbed so high he was plumb out of this world checking out all the heavenly bodies on the local girls but when he tried to pick up the jukebox they kicked him out of the bar he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars believe it or not he had a double shot in each of his six hands chased them down with a six pack then he ate up all the cans well I knew when he had one for the road he was gonna go far he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars that ol' honky tonk maniac from Mars