Went to the fortune teller Had my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head Then she took a look at my palm Said, "Son, do you feel kind of warm?" She looked into her crystal ball Said, "You're in love" Said "How could that be so?" I'm not passionate with the girls I know She said when the next one arrives You'll be looking into her eyes I left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered That the fortune teller told me lies I hurried back down to that woman As mad as I could be I told her I didn't see nobody Why'd she make a fool out of me? Then something struck me As if it came from up above While looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy fella I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we can be Now I get my fortune told for free Now I'm a happy fella I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we can be Now I get my fortune told for free