I'm losing my hair and my vision is shady Last night I dreamt of an overweight lady. But I need a young thing to keep up with my pace To hold me in her arms, and take me straight to second base I know my calculus It says you + me = us Yeah, oh, sing it Chad, for me I know my calculus It says you + me = us (Oh yeah) Calculus Semi-Rap: Yeah..haha..C'mon..we're together (we're together) Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up to what you do to me So let's intergrate Don't differentiate If you were in my class, there ain't no way I could pass I hate English, gym, and not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention No philosophy could ever come between us But we'll always have our Calculus CHORUS I know my calculus It says u + me = us Said I know my calculus It says u + me = us We're together forever, c'mon Calculus, Calculus (Westsideee) *I think it should be Easttsieeedeee!! Go go go go go go go go go go (repeat) Ooh baby, oh lord U + me = us Well, I've never been good at history and I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or two And I kicked ass on the test about me and you Chorus You (U) Plus sign (+) Me (me) Equal sign (=) Us (us) Girl, no subject comes close to you. 2gether sing it I know my calculuh-uh-uh-ussss repeat chorus repeat until end