Sophisticated in a black dress Sipping red wine and looking her best Meet the folks, she'll pass that test Any apprehension Yeah, she'll put it to rest She's a pageant queen Been that way since she was seventeen Better looking than the girls on the silver screen Everyday is like a movie scene She gives her free time to charity All my friends think she's too good for me But when we're home And we're alone Oh, you'd never know It's a freak show She's a wild one A whole lot of crazy when the sun goes down A whole different woman comes out It's a freak show Like you wouldn't believe Even when she hasn't had a thing to drink It's her style, hide something beneath that smile Our own little secret, nobody knows You should see her when the doors close It's a freak show She talks politics, art history How she does it, it's a mystery 'Cause when the girl starts talking to me It's enough to drive a man crazy She's Jekyll, she's Hyde She's day, she's night There's no blurring the lines She's one or the other But whenever we're together It's a freak show She's a wild one A whole lot of crazy when the sun goes down A whole different woman comes out It's a freak show Like you wouldn't believe Even when she hasn't had a thing to drink It's her style, hide something beneath that smile Our own little secret, nobody knows You should see her when the doors close It's a freak show But when we're home And we're alone Oh, you'd never know It's a freak show She's a wild one A whole lot of crazy when the sun goes down A whole different woman comes out It's a freak show Like you wouldn't believe Even when she hasn't had a thing to drink It's her style, hide something beneath that smile Our own little secret, nobody knows You should see her when the doors close It's a freak show