Oh my god, she's so hot Look at that, she can fit that whole bottle in her mouth All right, come on, Stewie, you can write a song How hard can it be? You got your G chord right here It's like your cozy house where you live That's where you start your journey Here I am in my house, nice and cozy And then you poke your head out the door with a C chord Yeah, everything looks okay out here Maybe I'll take a walk outside To the D chord, oh, walking 'round outside Look at all the stuff out here And then we go to an A-minor Gettin' little cloudy out here Looking like we might have some weather Then we go to E-minor Oh, definitely got some weather Things are little more complicated than they seemed at first And then we go back to my house Brian: You sound like an unbelievable douche Then Brian comes in and I change up the tempo Brian comes in and he changes the song Lookin' at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag But he's gonna learn pretty fast that he's wrong Hey Brian, why are you bringing me down man? Why are you bringing me down? Don't bring me down