It's been such a long time since i had a drink I've been sober way to long, i can't even think I've got a good solution, one that sets me free I walk to my beer 'cause my beer don't walk to me That long day is over and its time to kick one back My life is way too short so i'm gonna have a blast I've got my own solution, one that sets me free I walk to my beer 'cause my beer don't walk to me I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a fuckin drunk Just your average working class white suburban punk I've got my own solution, on that sets me free I walk to my beer 'cause my beer don't walk to me I'm so thirsty, i want another beer Hey, you over there,bring one over here