Dr. Kitch

歌詞

I am not a qualified physician And I do not want to give this injection (x2) Dorothy's begging for trouble She is insisting I give her this needle Darling one thing I want you to know Don't blame me for where the needle goes I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, I can't stand the sight of your needle." She lied down in such a position It was difficult to give this injection She starts holding on to the needle Making me so uncomfortable I said 'darling, can't you be steady, I'm going to have it in very shortly' She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry, But the sight of the needle frightens me' I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, I can't stand the sight of your needle." She still wouldn't lie down quietly Constantly moving her body So I slap her in the face with vexation And go on giving the injection She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain, I don't think your inside the right vein' I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told, The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!' I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, I can't stand the sight of your needle." I pull it from the hole and start again I have the needle now in the right vein The needle's just in half an inch The stupid young lady start to flinch Suddenly she calls 'Doc it's working! I can feel the pennicilin going in' I said 'You silly fool, look what you do The needle's gonna break inside of you!' I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, I can't stand the sight of your needle." I am a qualified physician And I will give this injection (x2)