Let me tell you a story Let me shovel some dirt Long time, no sugar And it s starting to hurt * * Something's flattened my cola Something's wrong with my brew Something's rotten in Idaho And I don't know what to do * Gone, gone, gone With the red eye distress Gona, gone, gone On the Red Express ( * Repeat 3 times) Only go around once Gotta quench that thirst Gotta grab that gusto Gotta get there first ( ** Repeat) ( * Repeat 8 times) Red Eye Express (Repeat)