She's ahead of her time and she's never lazy But something changed your mind and she could drive you crazy Volunteers for winter coats and summer clothes that shine Volunteers for magazines I read them all the time But that's all right Do do do do do do do do do do - do do do do do do da da da Down the runway Do do do do do do do do do do - do do do do do do do She's so ugly Tidy work never suffers when you stage your abuse Cocktails in the evening when you're completely nude Models at the motor show and I dribble at the thought Models looking like lobsters, convertibles and sports