"Since you're the delegate from Kansas Will you kindly take the floor And tell us what is Kansas thinking And what is Kansas for?" "Well, Kansas is for the farmer We stand behind the little man And we need a firehouse in Topeka So help us if you can" "I see the delegate from Utah Our friendly Beehive State How can we help you, Utah? How can we make you great?" "Well, we got to irrigate our deserts So we can get some things to grow And we gotta tell this country about Utah 'Cause nobody seems to know"